>>3204060>Hillary wonNo country in the history has ever elected their leader by popular vote you dumb fuck. For the record I was a delegate for Trump which means I didn't just vote for Trump for myself but for thousands of constituants under me.
>tfw all politicians are psychos meme is true>>3204097Magnetize any piece of metal you want by scraping it against your pants. The static creates a small magnetic charge. Coil the piece of metal and shove inbetween the lock plates at the top of the door. The magnetic charge opens the door. Alternatively you can sneak a credit card in and shove that in there. I've done both. The same tricks don't work on all doors. Alternating and utility are important to a successful escape.
>hard mode min sec outside roomFor me. Rip out 3 of my dreadlocks, braid them and use them as a garrot. With proper practiced technique I can lift someone twice my size and move them 20ft in 4 seconds. Put his shirt and pants on over my gown to add bulk and protect from tazers. Take weapons and walk out.
>this is not satireAnyone who notices it's you is too scared that you did something straight out of a movie to know how to react. Min security is avoiding the needle and creating havoc. Let some of the others out too. Give them a weapon they're useful.
>hard mode max sec guard in roomUnfortunately all I can say is that fool is gonna have to get stabbed with something nasty covered in my shit because it was in my ass. It was something I knew wouldn't kill him but would stop him. If you get him in the throat he will panic at the amount of blood. He won't die if you made it small enough. Right when you get into the hallway push up on one of the ceiling panels and pray you're under 150lbs so the supports don't break. The drop ceiling is common in max sec because it's cheap and aesthetic but has a huge security flaw of connecting all hallways in the building. You'll spend 4 days minimum right over their heads before escaping. Don't shit too loud.