>>17171499on friday night i was watching a 3hr youtube video about how a major north american league of legends team (evil geniuses) forced their star rookie (danny) to play professionally for months when he wanted to quit when i felt an odd nonsexual sensation in my pants so i walked to the bathroom and felt between my cheeks and there was some blood, not a lot but like a light-spread-of-mayo-on-toast amount, it was wet which was a little freaky but i was diagnosed for nontrivial ibd ~10 years ago and you get used to the occasional blood from the ass, only difference here is i wasnt in the bathroom when in happened which never happened to be before which was somewhat concerning but i tried to see if it would go away so i put nicely folded toilet paper as a gentle caress along buttcheek valley and played a game for 20 minutes while listening to the video, as you can guess when i checked it did not get better, it got so much worse that the toilet paper was really damp when i tried to remove it and i continued to drip blood on the floor after i removed it, so after rushing some paper towel under my cheeks i rush to the emergency room, actively bleeding a lot is scary but i didnt feel woozy or anything, anyway we get there and the receptionist is not very welcoming but maybe that's good to keep people calm, she was very matter-of-fact, low inflectional variation, similar type of person as the slug lady from monsters inc except speaking at 1.1x normal humans' speed and without the scraggly voice, i explain im bleeding she asks me some questions to verify my identity like whats your phone number whats the last digits of your social security number, i dont know this stuff, anyway they eventually let me in and i find a seat, after a million years of watching other people get called before me when hello i'm actively bleeding here guys but probably the other people also have important issues as well but it's not apparent so it feels like "imeancmon" butafter amillionyrs lim
