>>19882860>[THE Boston Crab, speaking cirectly to Holly Hope-Again.]"Winnahs ah grinnahs, huh? Well, Hawly, take a look at mah face. Ah'm grinnin'. Youse tink youse is dah foist ta doubt DEE Bawston Crab?"
"Yah no. Awl da fans in da arenah ah gunna be cheerin' for dah new wicked cool I-C champ. Becaws youse can tink ya on tawp, but DEE Bawston Crab ain't one ta be ovahlooked!"
"Ah saw ya match wit' dat Instant Fail-yah, Kelly D. An' ah saw ya get pinned -- wassa mattah, Hawly? Come up against a chick named Kelly an' lose all dat brah-vah-doh? Kinda funny but, 'cause ah beat 'er. And if Ah evah come up against dat uddah one, ah'll tap her ass out, toos!"
"An' dat's what Ah'm gunna do ta youse. Wiff awl dah power of nubha one battah Cier Riston, Ah'm gunna lawk ya in DEE Bawston Crab, den youse are gunna tahp to DEE Bawston Crahb."
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"Ya know, Hawly, youse an' all dese people can cawl me 'enhancement talent'. Youse can cawl me a jobbah. But da fact is at da end of ah'r match, youse ah gunna be cawling me DEE Innah-connie-nennal Cham-peen. Lahk a sluggah from Fenway, I'm knawkin Hawly dahn, and youse an everybody else is gunna see:"
"Crabs up."
