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I want to fuck Leaf Girl so goddamn badly. The love I feel for leaf girl is absolutely incomprehensible. Whenever I see a picture of her, all I want to do is take her out to Tim Horton's for a nice coffee and spend the night snuggling near the fireplace in our log cabin. I want to whisper "can i blow it in your ass?" directly in her ear and see her blush. I would sacrifice fucking everything just to see Leaf Girl for a single day. I would kill all 1.402 billion people currently living in China to have her exist for a single goddamn second. There is nothing in this world that will stop be from seeing my beloved Leaf Girl. Imagine the smell of poutine and maple syrup permeating the room as she walks in wearing lingerie with the Canadian flag on it, that's the level of arousal and love I feel for Leaf Girl whenever I see an image of her. Good god I cannot BEGIN to describe how rampant my maple fever has become after seeing this epitome of feminine perfection. Fucking DAMNIT I want to FUCK her so much!
