>>16697109Three Irishmen stumble into a pub drunkenly. The first Irishman is fat and wearing rags, and has a shit-eating grin glued to his face. The second Irishman is wearing the finest tailored suit in the world, one that would make the Italians cry, and he buys a round of drinks for everyone in the pub. He has a cool smirk that charms the ladies. The third Irishman has a giant ass retarded looking pumpkin head. The three sit at the bar together and look like best of friends. The bartender asks "How did the three of you, who look so unlike each other, come to be such good friends?"
The three Irishmen explain to the bartender. "It all started 2 years ago, when we were rummaging through the attic looking for something to drink. We knocked over a drawer and out of the drawer came a lamp and out of the lamp came a genie! The genie said to us, 'Three wishes, three of you, one wish each'."
"So you each got to make one wish? What did you wish for then?" Said the bartender.
The fat and shabby man spoke first. "I wished for all the pies in the world. Apple pies, chicken pot pies, shepherds pies, you name it. Any pie I want flies right into my mouth. No work for me, I sit on my fat arse all day waiting for magical pie to fly into my mouth. Every Irishman needs drinks, so I sell some of the pies to a local bakery. With all this delicious pie I must be the happiest man in Ireland"
The rich looking man spoke next. "I wished for all the money I could ever want. I live a luxurious life without work, and I can even buy the magical pies from that bakery. I must be the happiest man in Ireland."
The bartender looked at the third Irishman with the giant retarded looking pumpkin head and said "What did you wish for?"
The retarded looking pumpkin headed man mumbled "...it's a little embarrassing. Do you really want to know?"
"Let it out lad!"
"I wished for a giant retarded looking pumpkin to be permanently stuck to my head"
