>>21242126I enlisted and I never deployed and they paid for my college. I got tons of pussy and was in great shape I got paid (shit) to jump out of airplanes and helicopters it was okay and sounds better than your life. You could do any fucking job imaginable and avoid deploying by saying your foot hurts or you are transitioning to a woman or whatever. No one deploys unless they want to.
You know what man. You seem to be getting what you deserve so go ahead and be an hero or wage slave at a job you hate like a retard.
