>>18240572>OH!!!Miss USA tries to do her best Priscilla cackle.
>HAHAHAHAHA!>Oh contraire, Miss Andi.>Haven't you heard the news!!!???>Miss USA and Colby have a truce!!!>I KNOW RIGHT!!!???>I was shocked too!!!>So as far as I know, you'll be as good as gold.>Or better yet, as good as RED, WHITE and BLUE!!!>Just think of this as your official welcome to the WWA.>What better way to assimilate with you peers than to play one of them!!!>Just think of it as paying your dues.>And who better to play than the BADDEST BELLE FROM BELL TO BELL!!!???>Miss USA is the best isn't she!!!???>ISN'T SHE!!!???Before Andi could answer Miss USA grabs her by the shoulder once more and turns her towards a mirror.
>And I mean, look at you!!! You look absolutely ravishing!!!>You're the spitting image of the UNDISPUTED FACE AND ABSOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE; MISS USA!!!>*Ahem*>Now all you need to do is act the part and that's easy enough.>Love America!!!>Hate the those who wish for her downfall!!!>Simple as!!!Miss USA swings Andi to face her and grabs both her shoulders.
>But I have to warn you, Miss Kestrel, never EVER break character.>The people in there.>They're sharks and once they smell a trickle of blood->A sign of weakness->They will rip you apart!!!>This is your first test in the WWA, Andi. >Don't fail.Miss USA smiles.
>But it won't get to that.>And if it does.>Always think->What would Miss USA do?>. . .>Oh and of course, how could I forget. >Your present for Colby.Miss USA hands Andi a box that is audibly ticking.
>It's a clock.>It's solid gold.>Made from the smelted cuirass that was found in the Old Spanish Treasure Cave.Miss USA smiles again and escorts Andi back out into the foyer.
