>>5162069>be cashier>hate my fucking job>don't get paid enough>sometimes there are some interesting characters though>one time this guy comes in smelling like shit >think maybe he was homeless or something>i greet him and he mumbles something incoherent about wall hangers>damn this guy is weird>eventually wanders his way to the self checkout with his load of wall hangers>somehow he manages to ring up all his items>when the machine asks for him to select his payment type this seems to be fundamentally too complex a concept for him to process>he just starts whimpering trying to shove some moistened one dollar bills he pulled from god knows where into the credit card reader>watch the poor fucker for a good five minutes before the line's too backed up for me to ignore>once i press the button for him he seems to vaguely comprehend what he needs to do>he spends another five minutes inserting one dollar bills and a shit load of corroded coins>his wallet lands on the floor with a wet thud>i point it out to him but at this point most of the customers were wondering where the smell was coming from>it must've been that walletjust something funny that happened at work today OP