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>be britbong
>hear the 6 bong and wake up
>crack out the ole kettle roo
>begin making breakfast
>no toaster or frying pan
>throw eggs and toast in kettle instead
>no microwave so throw tea in kettle too
>no eating utensils or cups
>drink breakfast straight from the kettle
>hear the 7 bong
>gonna be late for work
>have to shit really bad
>no toilet either
>shit in kettle
>throw shit out window
>get to work
>boss man ask why I'm late
>pull out my kettle and make some tea
>he totally forgot what he asked
>get to computer
>it doesn't work
>instead of calling IT hit it with my kettle
>driving home
>get stopped by rapeugee
>pulls knife on me
>throw kettle at him
>doesn't work he rapes my bum anyway
>use my kettle and pour some tea for him and thank him
>get home
>picked up and instant dinner meal
>no microwave
>put it in my kettle
>it doesn't work
>go to bed hungry
