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HOLY KUSANALI!!!!!!!!! The Iudex of Fontaine, come personally to the Akademiya to invite this HUMBLE SCRIBE to a JOINT EXPERIMENT with the Fontaine Research Institute?!? WHAAAA--?!? It PERTAINS to the wondrous interaction between EREMITE PUSSY and a dragon's ANATOMY, namely your TWIN HEMIPENES?!? Y-you want me to TAKE A SEAT in Opera Epiclese and OBSERVE as you mete out INEXORABLE JUDGMENT on Dehya's CERVIX while several dozen Melusines strike me with their BATONS, forcing me to yell out "FUARRRRRRRK" with each pump of your RAGING WATERFALL into her WOMB??! And you're SAYING that nurse Sigewinne will ENHANCE the experience by INJECTING me with a SERUM that will allow me to RELIVE the moment she rejected my INVITATION to join the AKADEMIYA despite my praising her slightly above-average intelligence for a BLACK WOMAN?!? W-while simultaneously being able to WITNESS this experiment for the ages, making me a DOUBLE KEKOLD?!?!?? YABBA DABBA DOO!!! KAVEH OFF WE GO TO BAYDA HARBOR!!!!!!!