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>be me
>13 yo
>altar server
>go with two grils and a 23 yo tard
>tard wants to go to buy some icecream
>priest tell him he should be with us prepared for mass
>tard goes on a tantrum
>the father has a word with him
>tard mumbling "it's not fair"
>priest tell us to get prepared to mass
>we go to fetch our server robes
>tard goes missing
>we try to find tard everywhere
>doesn't appear
>girl says he must have gone to back to his room
>latter we go to the upper part of the temple
>tard appears climbing from the side of one of the tinier domes (pic related)
>he fails and gets to the side of the building acting as if the tries to jump
>people freaks out
>"oh God that man is trying to kill himself"
>priest: "not this shit again"
>priest tell us to not look at him
>he tell everyone to stop looking at him
>priest personally takes tard out
>tard cries like a tard
>mass is over
>go back to our town
>late night
>tard climbs on a huge Christ wooden sculpture
>makes his act where he says he'll kill himself
>priest goes "fuck it"
>sits in front of the door, prepares a mate and waits
>tard starts screaming; "I'll kill myself I swear God"
>priest: the sooner you get down from there the better will be for you
>2 hours pass
>we play cards with the priest
>one hour more
>the priest tells tard he won't be allowed to serve anymore
>tard goes cursing back to his home
>he's back the next day as if nothing happened
