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[Noire’s Journal]
Got myself hired on as a ranch hand at Miss Maverick’s ta do a little undercover work.
So far I’ve learned three things:
1. The cowboys spend more time ropin’ and ridin’ each other than they do horses.
2. Tobacco juice don’t come out in the wash.
3.Those sarsaparillas they’re always chuggin’ taste like carbonated cough syrup.
Guess I just ain’t cut out ta be a cowpoke.
Good thing I’m a detective.
Couldn’t find any leads out on the prairie, just open skies and cow pies.
I ain’t bothered much though; unbeknownst to Miss Maverick the two of us have a common acquaintance, one who might give me the info I need ta put the boots ta our favourite shit kicker.
Hope she don’t mind me callin’ collect.
This farmin’ business sure don’t pay good.