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Like many parties, there comes a time when the night starts to wind down and the guys are sitting around talking story. There is usually one guy who thinks his chin pounders are the biggest, baddest, testes around. However, you know deep down that you posess the largest banana. So, when he starts bragging and going on about his situation, you let him know that two can play that game. Since he is convinced that his butt smackers are the biggest, you let him put them on display first. Once everyone gets a good look at his pebbles, you know it’s your time to shine. Now, it’s time to showcase what you’ve been hiding all these years – a banana. You unzip your fly and begin to reach around for those yam bags. Once you get a good grasp by tugging and stretching, you continue to give a gentle squeeze of the satchel in order to inflate those dragonballs. You wait – and wait – and finally you begin to hear the laughter. All of a sudden everyone races over to get a glimpse of your jewels. The guys are in awe, the girls are in disgust, but you know that the banana reigns supreme.
