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A company designed and built a machine called a "Nigger-Shredder". The clients met at the company for an on-site demonstration. An engineer turns on the machine and it goes 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......' They lined up a dozen spooks and proceeded to throw them into the machine. With each nigger, the machine went, 'mmmmmmmmm(schlop)mmmmmmm....' The technicians grabbed another coon and threw him in......'mmmmmmmmmmm(schlop)mmmmmm.....'
The clients were impressed to no end. "We want one," they all cried.
The machines were delivered and put into immediate use. A few days later, a complaint call came to the factory that their machine had jammed. The customer service technician told them that the machine just needs to be greased.
The next day, they called back and said that the machine was still jammed. The service technician was immediately dispatched to inspect the jammed machine.
When the tech arrived, he turned on the machine and it went, '&%?)#@(*$%<?......making a hell of a racket.
The tech then grabbed Jose, one of the illegal Mexican janitors, and threw him into the Nigger-Shredder. The machine went, '&%?)#@$(SCHLOP)mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
The tech then tells the shredder crew, "See, I told you all it needed was to be greased!"
FUCK NIIIIIIGGGGEEEERRRSS
