>>10484503Please move to the northeast - New England preferably. We (Americans) have found that Canadians moving into our country tend to harbor extreme liberal values which clash with our way of life. These values are less easily problematic in the New England states, which are already liberal and cannot possibly be rendered more retarded by your presence.
Thank you, and for my part, I say that if you voluntarily move to New England, I will give you a pass on the Day of the Rake.