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Mic in hand, Winter Girl takes to the ring.
>Hiya folks, I want to take a minute to talk about the big upcoming Dog Fight at Judge, Yuri, and Executioner
>There's a lot riding on it, huh. The future of the WWA, the future of Spaghetti Town, maybe even the future of the world itself!
>Carrying the weight of the world... that's an awful lot. The world is where we keep all our stuff after all. It's probably enough to squish any one girl. Fortunately I've three of the smartest, bravest, toughest, prettiest girls on the planet to help me lift
>Kasumi O'Brian; in the short time I've known her she's taught me so much. Did you know the kingdom is secretly run by an evil consortium of lizard men, cannibalistic hedge fund managers, and a handful of Commodore 64's that mysteriously gained sentience in the mid 80's? Plus Sumi gave me my very first real beer. And my 3rd. And my 8th!
>Holly Hope-Again; We've had our difficulties in the past. She's got a potty mouth that no amount of soap will scrub clean. But she's also got a heart that's every bit as gold as those cute pigtails!
>Cassie Kade; the captain of the ship. She's uh... she's real pretty! And such a responsible big sister too. We Hidden Winter Villagers can see into the hearts of those closest to us and, um.. well.. I can tell that, uh... let's just say that love motivates everything she does!
Winter Girl removes a small piece of paper from one of her parka's many pockets and studies it for a moment.
>Lastly I, Winter Girl, would like to address the allegations that I'm being blackmailed by the fine, morally upstanding, unimpeachable, utterly beyond reproach management of P.U.S.S.Y into participating in this match
>I would like to go on record as saying these salacious rumours are absolutely, positively, unequivocally, 100%...
Winter Girl balls up the paper and shoves it back in her pocket.
>Being repeated by Steeli Yastuffi, a known FIBBER!
