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>be 22 year old huwhite girl
>experienced “dognapper”
>get asked by my neighbours to watch their heckin goodboy pitbulls while they’re on vacation
>pussy moister than Niagara Falls at the prospect
>quietly enter the home before they’ve even left for vacation, strip down completely nude
>slather peanut butter all over clit and butthole
>let the shitbulls out of their crates, anticipating a night of Caligulan proportions
>dogs maul face off instead
>found by first responders who film me completely naked
>mfw