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>Be me.
>21
>Always has been on heavy protein and heavy Diaries product
>Start showing signs of no longer being lactose tolerant
>"No Fucking Way, I'm stopping diaries, cheese and Milk"
>Keep going.
>Only downside is my stomach keep growling , I burp a few times
But the Biggest of all is literally Huge Intergallectic Ballestic Farts.
You can literally smell them 10 feet away
They literally smell like some like some Mass Murder toxic gas, like some 5 year old Milk, its objectively worse than any toxic gas i have ever smelt.
And Oh my Fucking God!
I cant tell you about the Sound, Its like some fucking Thermo-nuclear bomb dropped. *BOOM*
Not Only that, my farts could literally span some 30 fucking seconds long and they sound like *BOOM* *PCHIKHHH* *BKHHH* *PSHHHH*
My Girlfriend complained a lot at first, I thought she would just get used to it since we've been together for basically 5 years.
FFS! AFTER SHE REJECTED ME
I BLASTED ONE LAST MULTI-DIMESIONAL ULTRA THERMO NUCLEAR EXPLOSION !!!
Which resulted in Diarrhea all over my pants.
she nearly passed out, and literally went Running.
I wanted to Drop one last
Bomb on her as Revenge. But she Blocked me and Left me and told me If i ever contacted her she would tell everybody about my Farts.
What do I do ?
I swear this is fuckinf real,it might be a bit exaggerated but all of this fucking shit happened to me these past weeks.
I mean wtf is wrong with her, Farting is Normal Human Fucking Behaviour.
If She can't Accept me foe My Farts, How can I accept her for her Shit.
FFS! FUCK WOMEN!
Shit,please help me get her back :'(
(This is not copypasta, and fuck yoy for implying it, look up the archives before I blast Another Ballistic Bomb on you faggot)
