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>suicidal
>martial problems, fights about breakup, loneliness, etc.
>decide to an hero
>be fancy as fuck and neat. no across the street or down the road. use catheters and bags in the bath. no mess.
>about 1 liter of blood out
>firefighters ram through the door
>take one catheter out oneself because shit, not going to get to the finish line now.
>dumb fuck police rips another one out and rips a vein.
>get complimented by paramedic for some of the better catheter placement.
>locked in psych ward
>try again in lock up
>fuckers were on point
>smuggle phone in
>call from waifu.
>"anon are you giving me the keys or do I have to change the locks?"
>tfw after failing to suicide become dumped and homeless.
