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So after you've ground your weed that you bought from your local nigger (knowing you mexico) you load it into your finest bong/pipe. You want to get it like Goldicocks not too tight not too loose when you pack the weed into the bowl.
If you're using a bong you'll want to just straight up suck it into your lungs. Not too fast though. Nice and smooth. Like sucking a boi dick. Awwwww yeah. You gotta get a good seal around the inside of the bong with your lips too. Mmmmmmm.
After you've either filled the chamber or have about half your lungs filled pull the bowl right out of the stem like in the picture. Glass on plastic may have a long dongley bit on the bottom some glass on glass have it too. Mine is obviously setup to accept dabs (concentrates, wax, "butter", "shatter", BHO, etc.).
Once you pull the bowl it will start sucking in what's in the chamber along with air. Ideally you want to clear it so you don't choke and cough all over the place.
You will doe. You'll cough a lot your first time. You'll try to be a gangster with a tall ass huge bong then cough for an hour or even puke then be so lit you'll think you're swallowing your uvula (true story). Don't. Just don't. Understand you're a little bitch with sensitive lungs.
After you have had enough just exhale(read: cough all over the place) and repeat until it clears itself out.
Then put on some music, chill out and understand nobody has ever died from weed ever forever. You're not dying having a heart attack or anything else.
You're just really high.
Chill out and enjoy doing what you normally do just with new inspiration and more focus or just chill out in the couch watching something stupid or go workout or read a book or whatever. No matter what you do you'll have a hell of a time doing it.
Now go blaze it responsibly.
>note this was done in the state of Nevada where recreational marijuana is legal
>I do not condone the distribution, consumption or sale of marijuana products to minors
>enjoy responsibly
