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> be me
> preteenfag
> discover hidden talents of the peepee
> find out boobs are great
> find out the internet is filled with boobs
> please the peepee
> few days later, come home from school
> police are inside the house
> wtf.bat
> dialup modem got hacked by porn site
> racked up a massive phonebill
> be questioned by police
> be only son, so only suspect
> badly deny everything anyway
> die a little on the inside
And that's how my mom found out I started masturbating
