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>Be CHADLY me
>Climb out of my home-made hammock
>Knock over the two Friezasissies that were fanning me as I put on my four-star slippers
>Walk to my bathroom sink, my personal Bejitajester is sitting patiently on the 9 foot high counter
>"Tell me the joke for today, jester."
>After taking a few minutes to think, the jester finally answered, "Two."
>"Two?"
>"Annoh!"
>I GRIP the jester with my mighty fist, two fingers to cover his neck and the rest wrapped around his tight little body
>I launch the little slut out of the nearest window, his body flying into my 12 meter tall mural of Goku.
>His body slowly slides down the massive concrete slab leaving a crimson trail, before he finally reaches the floor knee-first in front of a rendition of SS3 Goku
>"Heh, funny."
>Head downstairs, my 100oz steak breakfast is waiting for me
>I scarf the entire thing down with my bare hands, just like BEASTku would
>Before my wife can even thank me for eating her measly meal, I grip her by the scalp and kiss her until her lips turn purple
>I adeptly dodge the puddles on the floor as I don my orange gi and head out the front door
>As expected, the SHITrenBROWNS have been tossing feces onto my marble porch
>Spend the evening punting them across the yard until their appa calls them into the makaan for the night
Yup, just another day in the life of a GODkuGOD.
