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Pedo-satanist Keanu reeves. Sacrificed his wife and daughter in a blood ritual as a price for recieving fame and fortune. Eats babies like the rest of them.
>Aquired a fake "good guy" persona with staged footage of him giving up chair for person on the subway.
>Was seen as sympathetic when sitting alone at park bench eating sandwhich.
>Received more "reddit good guy" image after improv saying "you're awesome ;)" on stage, which became a huge meme.
Meme-brains think keanu is a good guy, but this is false. He is involved in trannywood, and he sold his soul and will burn in hell with the rest of hollyweird freaks.