Are you bored? Then how about sending some virtual character to the slaughter?
If you want to join make a build here
https://jsfiddle.net/7gmypw8r/1/ and post it.
When we have 8 builds from different players I'll post the battle orders and run 1v1 duels in the arena mode of DF until a winner pops up, posting the screens of the gory combat log at every fight.