There! I created working plumbing with what I found in my house!
I'm sure you don't fix your own stuff. You buy new and pay Mexicans to fix your stuff.
How do you plan to be a good father when you can't even fix things, huh? That polish plumber is a better dad because he can improvise and take responsibility. You can't.
https://youtu.be/NznmRG4vQro