>>16038652The only water I drink is sparkling water because sparkling water is for rich people, and I'll tell you why. You can get non-carbonated water, still water, from the fucking tap, the government gives you that shit, effectively for free. Sparkling water you have to buy so if you only drink sparkling water, you only drink rich mans water. I explained this to someone, some bumbaclot, and he replied with the typical "But I don't like sparkling-" You don't like sparkling water? You don't like water? "Yeah but the bubbles!" The bubbles? You're scared of bubbles, you little bitch? It doesn't taste of anything. It has bubbles in it, oh, you're afraid of bubbles? Fuck is wrong with you? This is another full-grown man, fucking some other bitch.
