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Cooking is lies, I refuse.
>day one
>read instructions on packet
>cook at 200 degrees for 15 minutes
>follow instructions
>food turns out fine
>day two
>cook same meal
>follow same instructions
>completely different outcome
Cooking masquerades as a precise science but it is in fact 90% intuition and experience, and nobody can tell you how to do it. Whenever you ask they say 'a little of this' or 'a pinch of that' or 'cook until it looks done'.
Fuck all cooks and fuck cooking, I'd eat MREs forever if I could get them.
