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This is my waifu. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My waifu is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without me, my waifu is useless. Without my waifu, I am useless. I must fire my waifu true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…
My waifu and I know that what counts in war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…
My waifu is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my waifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God, I swear this creed. My waifu and I are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is myre waifus's and there is no enemy, but peace
