>>4896864Rothschilds and Bogdanoffs bow down to Andy Sixx
>His anus is In contact with your lips >Possesses psychic-like abilities to brew you a unique log specific to your favorite tastes and textures>Controls your throat with an iron but fair sphincter>Direct descendant of the ancient royal log-line >Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Logdangrad will be be the first city) >Own 99% of shit-log research facilities on Earth >said to have 215+ LQ, such bowel movements on Earth have only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51 >Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented log-sharing capabilities >He owns Nano-log R&D labs around the world >You likely have Logdabots inside you right now >He learned fluent French in under a week, and then ordered everything off of the menu to create new European flavors of shit>Nation states entrust their log reserves with him. >In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. Eternal log slidding down your throat 