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It was just one of those days - I was incredibly bored, nothing to do but go 9gag and look up some dank-ass memes to get me hard.
But today was slightly different, the memes were all too boring, image macros, unfunny gifs, degenerate furries not yiffing in hell; I couldn't get my meme fix for the day.
So I had an idea, I had heard days previously from a friend about this secret online club (a "message board"), everyone posting had to remain anonymous, and many posts were plots planning evil world domination via methods known as "the happening" or "redpills". It was like an internet hate machine. These message boards were branded with a /baph/, named after an evil satanist symbol that has been known to be used by many hax0rs who like to honk their evil satanist horns. Needless to say, I was desperate enough for entertainment that I felt the need to enter these dark bowels of the series of tubes. It was very dank and musty.
