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okay if this thread doesn't survive the 404 that means I guided the brit to the archive or the aussie got tricked into checking the archive
yeah no this thread is of no importance to the current events I'd just like to blopost
THE STORY OF THE SQUAD OF THE GLOW IN THE DARK TABLE
I was told by DHL that we'll be having a BBQ, I didn't know the event didn't require the negroes and that it was at my place
so these 6 people come to my home and make me lead them to the forest so we can smoke this epic gang weed I keep telling you about
so like we go to the forest and it's already night
they sit on a clearance while the three musketeers FUCK OFF 500 meters deeper in forest while we roll the dirty ramirez
Tonee took the ephedrine, had heart arythmia, nearly died (oops)
we roll and smoke and here comes the first highlight
TALE OF TWO EAGLES
so eagles are like this stoners, like 420 erry day kind of stoners
so they be having a smoke passing a joint back and forth on this like really high and steep mountain, a cliff to be precise
and like one of them comes to this mad idea: "like dude, what if we just... like.... jumoed down this mountain... *takes a deep one* and like... at the very end just fly up in the sky. Like that would be so cool we'd be so cool man I be telling ya"
and the other eagle, high as fuck, acquiesces
so they jump and they're like falling and hyping each other
and like they come to 5 meters from the ground and like they fly in the sky like fucking beasts they are
and like they come back to that mountain, roll another ffat one when the other eagles comes to this like craazy idea "dude, like that was so cool, we were so cool back then lets do it again but like *takes a deep one* like.... we fall even lower and like AT THE VERY END we fly up in the sky... Like I think we'd look so cool doing that"
the first eagle is all in
so they jump...
