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>Be American
>change into driving shoes
>pull pick-up truck out of cardboard garage
>put on shopping shoes
>drive to store
>put on wine selecting sandals
>select wine
>pick up package of solo cups
>don't look quite 47.5 years old
>show ID
>cashier puts on his questioning shoes
>questions you about your weight
>ID says you weigh 320 lbs
>you clearly only weigh 300 lbs
>tell him you were wearing your heavy weight shoes during ID
>naturally
>go home to cardboard suburbia
>put on drinking wine from plastic cup on a Friday after 5:00pm in the Autumn season boots
>as you take a sip, door is kicked in
>NSA homeland security surveillance recieved an anonymous tip
>you bought blue cups instead of red
>NSA Special Agent Jamal Gonzales puts on shooting shoes
>get shot
>no time to change into dying shoes
