Describe your country in the best way you can
Anonymous ID:9oyjj9u7 No.17625 View ViewReport Quoted By:
>be slav
>live in a literal shithole country,but not india tier
>yet
>put on my tracksuit and cap
>get into squatting position
>squat out of my rundown maggot infested house
>grab my slavic beer,just in case
>squat my way towards town
>townsfolk still riding horse carriages to get anywhere
>roads have been blocked and still under construction for nearly a fucking decade
>kebabs are literally everywhere
>kurwa.jpg
>step on landmine while squatting through town
>fellow slavcucks forgot to remove them all after the war
>beer spills out of pocket
>be bleeding and dying on the ground
>medics arrive after 8 hours with their modern slavic equipment from the middle ages
>government swears they invested a lot of money into this sci-fi tier technology
>tf when I didn't get piss drunk a single time
>tf when I can't even die squatting
>get buried in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
>at least the government payed for my expensive cardboard tombstone
>body gets lowered into grave
>explosion is heard
>those fucking landmines again
So what's your country like,anon?
