We had might as well hack our balls off now. There’s no way out. If I can’t think of a way to get laid you can’t. You’re even more (less) ducked than me.
The only single way left is hook up sites but it’s risky. I did October to February in rehab to stop me meeting women off the sodding internet. Imagine how I feel. It’s like you would feel if you were cleverer and also had been locked up for a very long time. All for what?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LtKe1ZnyRK8 