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So got a handjob from a girl that wasn't my wife during Emoji Movie
>be a few months ago
>at movie theater seeing "The Emoji Movie" (not my idea, I swear)
>get big tub of popcorn cause fuck it, we like popcorn
>for some reason decide now is perfect time to try "dick in popcorn" handjob trick
>sneak popcorn into bathroom (i know, gross) and cut hole in bottom. patch back up temporarily
>get back to theater, sit down and previews start playing
>slide dick in
>fucking HOT as shit, melted butter burning the fuck out of my dick
>warmth causes me to go full mast anyway
>movie starts, "oh boy soon enough!"
>wife turns to people next to me, "hey, we got all this popcorn, help yourself"
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>if I pull out now, it'll be fucking obvious
>2 fucking chicks going to town on the popcorn like it's nobodies business
>chick that isnt my wife reaches in for the scoop that counts, "ohgod, this is it"
>feels my dick throbbing in popcorn
>she stays fucking silent
>all of a sudden she wraps her hand around and begins stroking my cock
>praying at this point that my wife doesnt see
>fucking emoji movie in the background, trying hard to keep straight face
>surprised wife hasn't gone in for more popcorn, but don't care enjoying the strange handjob
>my wife, clueless, right fucking next to me while another chick jerks me off
>feel myself reaching climax
>see wife turn in my peripheral vision
>"oh god, this is the end, I'm fucked"
>almost about to nut, but really want to prevent wife from noticing
>look of shock spreads across my wifes face
>she exlaims as softly as she can, "Georgina! Share some with your brother!"
>daughter quickly lets go of my penis
>offer popcorn to my son
That was fucking close.
