>>17457455Roastie toastie pudding and pies
Can't get a boyfriend so she cries
Goes to /pol/ and finds a thread
Shocked to find that in her stead
Males are done, they've had enough
Of roasties cries and mental stuff
Robots soon, the future's near
And that which gives the roastie fear
No longer will guys have to try
with perfect waifus they will lie
She kicks and screams and throws a fit
A well rehearsed and vocal skit
Her only worth has been tossed out
And all she can do is cry and pout
Her posts are short and fraught with rage
How can she compete at ripe old age?
Fingers pounding at the keys
Dumping endless pointless sleaze
Stuck inside her private hell
"I've got you now, you fucking incel!"
But nobody listened, cared or heard
Not a single bloody word
The men rejoiced and had a pint
Together on a joyous night
Roasties no longer waste our lives
Now that we've got robot wives.
