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*DING*
>Hullo, Lottie? I just received a text notification and I need you to read it to me
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>No, I'm not using the text to speech app, it has an annoying lisp. I've already forwarded the dammed thing, just read it to me
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>Tag Team Scramble? What's that?
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>Sounds stupid. Why would they bother sending me something like.. Oh dear, do suppose this is their way of asking me to participate?
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>Well I AM a former title holder. It would make sense for them to approach me if they wanted to add a bit of legitimacy to the event. Honestly the whole WWA brand has been lacking in prestige since my little involuntary sabbatical. I have to imagine the ratings for Waifus Collide II were DISMAL without ME on the card
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>What? W-Well demos are the important thing and I'm the only one aside from that cat with the obscenely enormous breasts who brings in the all important 'Indian males between the ages of 18 and 42 who've yet to be hit by a train or pilot a boat into a bridge' numbers
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>Just text them back and say I accept
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>Oh, and I've got a few figures for you to touch up the next time you swing by. AND STOP USING THOSE CHEAP CHINESE ACRYLICS! They burn my tongue
