>>9895557Our Farter, who fart in heaven,
Swallowed be thy name,
thy kingdom come,
thy will be dung,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily thread.
And forgive us our gaspasses,
as we forgive those
who pass gas against us.
And lead us into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever. Amen.