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>she was uncomfortable before, thanks to your instistence of her feasting on mc'donalds, but she is horrified now. you were wierd.... but she didn't know you were autistic....................
>you shit yourself literally, figurativelty, quantumly, niggeratively, and actually. She leaves applebee's.
>the manager comes up. she is kind of cute, you notice, not chubby like your date, and dressed nice (its because she's working)
>you groan. "heh" you say, "sorry for the mess, I just had to BTFO that obese roastie.... heh, we sure showed herr, right?
*drip drip drip drip* goes the shit on the chair, to the floor. the only people left are the people recording with there phones. the manager dials 9/11 and pulls out a taser
>BPPTPRLLTRRRTRTRRTTTTTT goes your loose anus, pummeled by so many discord randoms. poopy goes EVERYWHERE
"OH NO YOU FUCKING DONT, SHITLORD" manager shouts
>the tazer hit you, and loosens your bowels. Remember that scene from alien, when the creature bursts out of that guy's chest? well imagine that, but instead of an alien, its a niagara falls of shit, and instead of coming out your chest, it's coming out your anus
>BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
