>>7416289If you're at the bar order a club soda with lime and insist they put it in a glass and not a plastic cup, looks like a vodka/gin and tonic. Sip slowly. Talk progressively louder and pretend to be a little stupider. No drunk fool will tell the difference and you can make some solid connections by being "the most sober drunk so I'll drive us home" guy later.
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