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Storytime?
>be me
>be 22
>be dating this girl named Katie
>she hot as hell
>her body crazy, vagina shaven and it don't smell
>don't fall for chickens
>this one a little different
>body sickening
>she really good at making breaded chicken
>got me thinking she the one
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
>get a lotta hoes, but none of those come close
>swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposed
>oh yeah there's one more thing
>know this shit gonna sound insane
>but I still haven't hit it
>admit it, I wish I was kidding
>never been up inside before
>she's only fucked one guy before
>though I really wanna boink this whore
>she ma sweetie 3.14
>staying patient, masturbating
>now ma heart is sorta racing
>she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating
>hell yeah, I'm down, I'm bout to go all out
>gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake
>on the way to crib, we pass this kid,
>he seem to know who Katie is
>I say "who this" and she say "Anon, this is my ex boyfriend Chris"