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>be me
>be russian
>babby in elementary
>shortest kid in class
>best friend is girl whos the second shortest kid in class
>shes cool
>lifes good
>5th grade starts, i slowly grow annoying and insufferable and everyone hates me
>meanwhile russia starts going to shit
>get out of that frozen toilet mere moments before ruble collapses
>detroit become bulgarian
>lifes objectively good, better than it was
>flash forward, graduate, go to college
>eat some expired fish and have insane fever dreams
>randomly remember my old homies
>fuck i miss her
