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>[The WWA roster is slowly returning from Paris, and Kelly Omega is using the final quiet before the storm to get some shopping done.]
Maaike has just won the Rookie Cup II, and become the first ever WWA Spark Champion. And Omega would love to take full credit, but she knows that LILLITH was able to fill in too many gaps in omegas own knowledge; the fact both LILLITH and Maaike would crush her in an instant if they wanted to is not lost on the Breast Bout Machine. The Dojo staff *probably* deserve some recognition; Romero and Maria and all the nameless NPCs.
Shit, what do you buy a giant fox-girl who just won her first championship? Or a big red demon (maybe?) chef? Or celebrate the debut of the self-proclaimed witch and a totally unknown blank canvas? Onigiri is half-oni. Sheila drinks too much to be human – are Australians even human? Fuck, this town is weird. Kelly O has always talked a big game, but sometimes it’s nice to imagine there are other normal people around, as well. There was in GJPW, at least, but Spaghetti Town is a whole other level of weird.
Tch. Whatever. Think about that later. For now, she just needs some gifts, and there’s gotta be something or someone in this Spagatorium to help her figure this out.
