>>15178781>Wake up>Be Chinese>Ccp breaks down my door and demands to know why I’m not slaving away at mr goldstein’s factory>Cops drag me to factory dodging collapsing buildings and exploding cars>Get to work making cheap plastic shit for Jewish masters for pennies a day>Machine explodes randomly killing me and 15 other chink comrades>Police dig through the rubble to find my body parts to arrest for not working hard enough for mr GoldsteinSuch is life in glorious China.