>>18802880>>18804041At Spaghetti Town's last remaining Blockbro-ster Video Noire peruses the surprisingly impressive selection of old wrestling tapes while chatting with the proprietress and catching the odd glimpse of the Dia Mond show from an old television in the corner.
>Huh, I don't recognize either one of these broadsSis, you don't know Paule? She's like, the cutest thing ever.
>Afraid not. Need to catch up. Got any match recommendations?Sis, you gotta start with the classics! Here, check these out.
>Glistening Glutes 21: Triple Banana Hammock Havoc? Gayheart Lovedick vs. Pink Otoki: 2 out of 3 balls? Sexamillion Poundcake vs. Wolfgang Rabid: Hole on a Pole? I think you and I have very different ideas on what constitutes a classic, friendHey, don't I know you? Yeah, You're Koo-roe No-are, the wrestler! Sis. SIS. You gotta get me in touch with Spaghetti Dog, Sis. I have so many IDEAS!
>Such as?Okay, so get this.. There's like this wrestler, right? And she's someone we all know, right? But sis, she ain't really the REAL wrestler at all, she's an IMPOSTER!
>I think we've already got a girl with that gimmick. Maybe even two. What else ya got?Sis, Saphire..
>Oh, GodGet this sis, SHE'S. NOT. DEAD. She's in HIDING from Hawlly!
>Hailey?No, Hawlly. The Mexican. So Sapphire's in HIDING from Hawlly because she found out Hawlly and Omega are secretly LOVERS. So like, Hawlly wants to KILL Sapphire.
>I'm not sure I follow. Why does Holly want to kill Sapphire?Cuz sis, Hawlly thinks Sapphire's gonna spill the beans and KILL kayfabe. So we get these vignettes, right? Hawlly and Omega kissin' all over each other, talkin' bout how they killed Sapphire, then on the next PWE Sapphire drops down from the rafters and kicks both their asses!
>But doesn't that require the audience to know the whole thing's a work?IT'S GENIUS, SIS!
>Sounds pretty tasteless to me, but I'll pass your suggestions along, Miss... uh..Rosa. Valentina Rosa. Remember the name.
