Quoted By:
Walmart Christians:
>Jesus wasn't just a normal person who was a Jew who called out other Jews on his shit. He was actually God who gave birth to himself, in order to come to Earth as a prophet and expand upon the Akkadian fan fiction known as the Torah. The Romans killed him for being too much of a nice guy since he was casting healing spells on everybody and telling them to share with each other and respect each other so they can go bake cup cakes in Heaven. I know this because my pastor says that his English translation of Jewish fan fiction said so.
