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My wife is evil as a demon. In the last week she stuck a dirty fork in my leg ( I got an infection in the wound) and threw a 10000mah powerbank at my head ( it's a heavy thing she could have killed me). Have I hit her back, yes, I have. When I hit her back, she calls the cops and I'm in jail for 8 hours with no blanket or mattress, sleeping in a cell that smells like hobos.
