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Brothes,
let me tell you of the smelly visitor that comes daily to my workplace.
Smelly is an understatement.
This guy should be banned by the Hague Convention.
My best guess is that he's some degenerate coomer because he smells like the essence of a horny teenagers bedroom left to sour in a warm car for two weeks.
Realistically I assume it must be months between his showers.
And he never washes his clothes.
I know this because he wears the exact same outfit every fucking time. With all the stains and the 35+ poison damage aura that comes with it:
Grey sweatpants, often gloves, black rain jacket and blasting some weird Jap metal on his headphones.
Doesn't matter if it's sunny and meltingly hot outside: Rainjacket on, hood up.
The dread of what his room/apartment smells like keeps me awake at night.
