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Guys, there is actually a fairly simple principle behind the putting down of the toilet seat. Take it from someone who has actually been with women. I've had the conversation.
First and foremost it's a courtesy along the lines of opening a car door for a woman or paying for the meal when you go out. Just a simple act of acknowledging "Yes, you have the pussy and yes, I do want it." Not complicated, a common and acceptable practice between men and women.
Secondly though, it's a practical matter. The crux of it is that if a man goes into the bathroom and takes a piss while the seat is down, no harm done to the man, a little piss to clean up but that's it. If a woman, on the other hand, goes to take a piss and the seat is up, and for whatever reason she fails to see it or notice it or think about it, she's about to sit down in that icky yellow pubic-hair infested uncleanliness that tends to build up on the top of the bowl. A happening that kinda is a lot worse than what might happen to a man who brainfarts on putting the seat in the correct position.
So it's really no big deal, guys. If you care about the woman, put the seat down, and she'll be grateful for it, and you'll never have to hear about it again.
