>>16035200So, yeah, that's why eating a pizza with both of your hands on the back is just a terrible idea, and the possibility of anybody preferring it over that way, enough that they would make an unnecessary amount of motion just to eat the pizza that way, is an absolute zero. It's literally impossible for anybody to eat pizza the way she's doing in that picture. It's not. Why would you ever? It's just so undeniably blissful to take a nice bite out of a pizza while you're gently supporting it with your hand, making sure that it doesn't flop down or anything, and then still gently placing it back on it's box as you're enjoying the spoils. It's like having a gentle kiss with your loving 2D wife. You don't half-ass something like that, do you? Grabbing a bite out of a pizza without supporting it is like if you punched your pet every single time when you interacted with it, like during playtime. It's just fucked up, like, why? I seriously don't understand how people can eat pizza one handed and enjoy it. Unless you pulled your head backwards I guess, in which case it's okay, but I'm sure that there are people out there who let the pizza droop down towards the ground. And they need to die. Kill those people. You see, I haven't had the luxury of eating pizza in OVER A YEAR. At this point, if I saw anybody treating a slice of pizza that way, I would murder that person.
So, anyhow, the overall point is that, her eating pizza by holding it at the back with both of her hands is literally impossible. That's not a thing. I have no idea what this illustrator was thinking. You know, I think they just wanted to draw the upside of a pizza extremely badly, specifically while a 2D girl grabbing a bite out of it. But there wasn't really a way to do it, so they had to make up something on the spot. And that's what they came up with. That's just sad. Character limit.
